We’ve all been victims.
You’re told, “Huyu fundi ni mtrue. Alisaidia my cousin’s neighbor’s friend.” You believe them. You book. Then boom—your wall looks like a toddler’s art project, your fridge still hums like a transformer, and your wallet is 5K lighter.
That’s the moment you stare into space and whisper: “Niliambiwa anajua kazi…”
But what if you never had to say that again?
Welcome to Balozy—Kenya’s digital answer to ghosted fundis, flaky glam squads, and overpriced mama fuas.
🛠️ The DIY Struggle Is Real
Let’s be honest—finding a reliable service provider in Kenya sometimes feels like applying for a visa:
- 🚀You ask on Facebook and get flooded with random numbers.
- 🚀You scroll past 10 ads that say “quality assured” (but ni kubahatisha).
- 🚀You ask your friend, but they add “just don’t blame me if it goes south.”
It’s exhausting. And risky.
That’s exactly what Balozy was built to solve.
🚀 What Makes Balozy Different?
Let’s put it this way: If Safaricom is to sending money, Balozy is to booking a pro. Simple, fast, and trustworthy. Period.
Here’s what you get:
- ✅ 100+ verified services at your fingertips
- ✅ Same-day bookings in most towns & estates
- ✅ Honest reviews by real Kenyans (not “padded” like those IG stories)
- ✅ Mpesa & cash payments
- ✅ Full profiles, work photos, and chat-before-you-book features
So whether you need a fundi in Gikambura, a photographer in Meru, or a salon-at-home service in Kisumu—Balozy brings them to your screen.
😂 True Kenyan Scenarios (Now Preventable)
🚿 The Shower Guy
You hired a “plumber” from WhatsApp. He arrived with one rusty spanner and said he’ll come back with parts… he never returned. → With Balozy, he wouldn’t even get verified. Pole sana, Gikomba Mafia.
💇🏾♀️ The Makeup “Pro”
She came late, brought expired foundation, and had the nerve to call you “dear” while your face turned grey.
→ Balozy lets you compare glam squads with photos, reviews, and pricing before booking. No surprises.
🚗 The Mechanic-in-Flip-Flops
He diagnosed 3 problems, changed 1 tire, and left with 7K… and your car still couldn’t start. → Real mechanics. Real results. Real ratings. That’s the Balozy difference.
🌍 From Nairobi to Nyamira—It’s Balozy Time
We’re in:
- 🚀Nairobi CBD, Rongai, Thika, Kitengela ✅
- 🚀Kisii, Eldoret, Busia ✅
- 🚀Mombasa, Kilifi, Lamu ✅
- 🚀Kisumu, Kericho, Embu ✅
- 🚀…all 47 counties, kabisa!
🧼 Book These & More on the Balozy App
| 🧹 Everyday Help | 💅 Beauty & Events | 🛠️ Repairs & Tech |
|---|---|---|
| Mama fua services | Makeup & glam squads | Appliance & AC repair |
| Gas, water, errand runs | DJs, MCs, event staff | Plumbers, carpenters, fundis |
| Nannies & babysitters | Barbers at home | Smart home installations |
💬 Kenyans Are Loud About It…
“Balozy is my shortcut to sanity. Booked a cleaner in minutes, kazi ilikuwa neat & fast.” – Mercy, Zimmerman
“This is like Uber for trusted fundis. I don’t need to beg Facebook anymore.” – Brian, Kakamega
“I’m a glam artist and get gigs in counties I never imagined. Balozy is changing the game for us.” – Amina, Mombasa
🎯 Dear Kenya… Stop Stressing. Start Tapping.
🔹 Stop asking “any plug for a fundi?” every weekend. 🔹 Stop calling strangers from WhatsApp ads. 🔹 Stop sending fare in advance.
Tap Balozy. Book smart. Hustle with trust.
📲 Download Balozy now on Android or iPhone: https://balozy.com/mobile-app 🔐 Verified Pros | 🕐 Fast Bookings | 💸 Zero Drama
No more “Niliambiwa anajua kazi.” Now it’s: “Nilipata kwa Balozy.”
